Anagrams! Anagrams! A rag man!
Behind palindromes, anagrams are the coolest things word dorks can talk about. Back in the day, you had to sit down with a pencil and pad and just kind of hack away at them. But now, any goofball with the internets and the bookmark to the Internet Anagram Server can start typing in any word or phrase and get, hundreds, even thousands, of witty, ironic or absurd anagrams.
Type in “Sonoma Bachelor” and what used to be a rather innocuous phrase becomes a titillating tumble of phrases and potential guffaws.
A Bachelor Moons (aahhhh…)
Cabals Romeo Hon (almost a koan involving a group of sneaky people, a star-struck lover and his one true love.)
Manacles Bro Ooh could be the exclamation of Ben Flajnik’s drinking buddies when they find out he’s engaged
And even Aroma belch soon which would be uttered, Yoda like, by his friends above after they’ve had a coupletwothree too many glasses of local beers. (We’re thinking something from Lagunitas.)
Which reminds us. Ben’s winery used to be called Evolve Wines, showing a rather intelligent design in his marketing strategy. But we’ve noticed the pernicious addition of an “N” to the wine name, changing it to.. Envolve Wines.
Oh sure, maybe it’s a clever play on words. But it gets cleverer when plugged back into the Internet Anagram Server:
Seven Line Vow might test the patience of your betrothed, or at least the Best Man
Elves Vine Now would be a command from a stern Papa Noel to his elite team of diminutive ice winegrape harvesters
and the best one, Love Even Wins.
So, maybe you think you already know what happens with the show. Or maybe you just need to see things from a different angle.
Either way, whether we find out if even love wins, which perhaps we all do, we also want to see what happens to Yak Bell, Cake Bi and Try on Cue for the rest of the season.